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"Only superficial people talk about deep things." --Oscar Wilde

Heroes: Harry Hay, Derek Jarman, Oscar Wilde, Clive Barker, Harvey Milk, Trent Reznor, Elf Sternberg, Cornel West, Quentin Crisp, Boy George, Bunny Roger.

Sheroes: Toni Morrison, Audre Lorde, Anne Rice, Sinead O'Connor, Happy Rhodes, Audre Hepburn, Carrie Fisher, Dollie Parton, Hanan Ashrawi, Paloma Picasso, Holly Woodlawn.

Favorite Quotes

"He required nothing less than a 25 year-old muscle boy gyrating a big, 
sweaty cock in his face to get his attention."        - Mike McKinley

"I'll do anything for a dare or a dollar."    -me

"In time every sad ending will become happy.
The sad ending is only because the author stops telling the story.
It still goes on. It is just untold."
        -Francis Falls, from Twin Falls Idaho, written by Michael and Mark Polish

"Try everything once, except incest and folk dancing"
    - Sir Thomas Beecham (conductor)

"Its not the little too little, its the little too much, that hurts"
            - Sean Lemass Irish Prime Minister (Taoiseach) 1959-1966
"Always look up, always look at the stars, follow your dreams, and never 
look down." I asked, "What about when you've had a few drinks, you are 
wearing heels, and you have to go down the stairs?" She replied, "Just kick off 
your heels, keep looking at the stars, and walk on, don't ever look down!"
                - Holly Woodlawn

"That so few now dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger in our time."
        - J. Stuart M.U         
My opinions are my own, but I probably
got them from someone else.   -me

"The napalmed rhododendron has parasites."
    -me, Apr 1994.

Immaculate Conception:
Mary was a drag queen.

I've declared myself infallible.
If John Paul can why can't I? 

Call Edith Head, I need a wardrobe!  --me

"Twenty years from now you will be more
disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So
throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade
winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
                                Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)
                                Humorist and writer

"If you dream of a world in which you can put your partner's picture on your
desk, then put his picture on your desk and you will live in such a world.
If you dream of a world in which you can walk down the street and hold your
partner's hand, then hold her hand and you will live in such a world. If you
dream of a world in which there are more openly gay elected officials, then
run for office and you will live in such a world.  And if you dream of a
world in which you can take your partner to the office party, even if your
office is the U.S. House of Representatives, then take her to the party.
I do, and now I live in such a world. Remember, there are two things that
keep us oppressed: them and us.  We are half of the equation.  There will
not be a magic day when we wake up and it's now ok to express ourselves
publicly. We must make that day ourselves, by speaking out publicly first in small
numbers, then in greater numbers, until it's simply the way things are and
no one thinks twice.  Never doubt that we will create this world, because, my
friends, we are fortunate to live in a democracy, and in a democracy, we
decide what is possible."
               U.S. Rep. Tammy Baldwin D-Wis. - Millennium March on Washington

"William is so dishy!" notes Mary Ann Seighart, an editorial writer for the Times of
London. "Diana brought this wonderful new gene pool to the royal family, and you see
it every time you look at him. If it were just nerdy old Charles, people might be
happy to let the monarchy go. But having a king who's a beautiful hunk - that would be

"Viciously slick, supernaturally hip"   -Thrill Kill Kult

"Be who you are and will be
learn to cherish
that boisterous black angel
that brings you up one day,
and down another."  - Audre Lorde

"I love being me, ask anyone!"  -Frankie in Stigmata

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition 
from mediocre minds."                  --Albert Einstein

"If you judge people, you have no time to love them."
                                     -Mother Theresa

"The day we stop resisting our instincts, 
we'll have learned how to live."
  --Frederico Garcia Lorca, 1933

"To a large segment of our society, gay people are
viewed as sexual outlaws. ... God forbid a straight
person should acknowledge that there are pleasures 
associated with their anus. That's a big, big door 
that people don't want to open."     --Phil Hartman 

"Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did but 
backwards in pumps!" 

"We don't fight to win, because we don't win.
We fight because there are some things worth fighting for."
  --Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer TV series

"Religion is for people who are afraid of going to hell,
Spirituality is for people who have been there."
                        A Wiccan Saying

"I should like to say to the women and men of the generations
which will come after us:
You will look at us in astonishment!
You will wonder at the passionate struggles that
accomplished so little; at the truths we grasped at
but could never quite get our fingers round -
but what you will never know is how it was
thinking of you and for you that we struggled
as we did - that is in the thought of your
larger realisation and fuller life that we found consolation
for the futilities of our own."
   Olive Schreiner, Lesbians and Gay Men, Lancaster, UK, 1978

----Batman Forever Quotes----
The batsignal is not a beeper.

A girl can't live by psychoses alone.

It's the car, right?  Chicks love the car.

You trying to get under my cape, doctor?
----                     ----

Get mythical: fuck a faerie!

"Welcome the mainstream - the more people know about you 
the less suspicious your lifestyle is and the more 
acceptable it becomes..."  --BENJAMINC

"Conventional knowledge is death to our souls . . . Live where
you fear to live, destroy your reputation, be notorious."
   - Rumi

"Never keep up with the Joneses. Try to drag them down to 
your level. It's cheaper"
 --Quentin Crisp (How To Become A Virgin, 1981)
"The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing 
opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things 
that other people think about us."
 --Quentin Crisp (How To Become A Virgin, 1981)

Is this like a lamp you rub or something?

"You know the terrible thing, Fred darling... I am still Lula May.  
Fourteen years old, stealing turkey eggs, and running through a briar 
patch. Except now I call it having the mean reds." --Audrey Hepburn as 
Holly Golightly

"Aah, do I detect a look of disapproval in your eyes? Tough beans buddy, 
'cause that's the way it's gonna be!"  Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly

"This town's finished for me, at least for a while.  There are certain 
shades of limelight that can wreck a girl's complexion.  They'll have the 
rope up at every saloon in town."  Audrey Hepburn as Holly Golightly

"Alright, so he's not a regular rat or even a super rat. He's a scared 
little mouse, that's all.  But, oh, golly, gee, damn."  Audrey Hepburn as 
Holly Golightly

"I can't understand what's the matter with me.  I went away to grow up, 
and I thought I had grown up, but, I guess I haven't really, I just got 
myself a new hair-do, that's all."  --Audrey Hepburn as Sabrina

"I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked
and being really good all the time.  That would be hypocrisy." 
       --Oscar Wilde

"Only superficial people talk about deep things." --Oscar Wilde

Grow your own dope: Plant a man!

"Let me be the first to say: you better believe it, buddy! We're talking 
about a 500lb cross between an opera queen's body and Madonna's 
personality."     --Anthony Francis, edge-mail, 6 Apr 1994

"I've had my 16" dildo entirely inside *me*, too, for that
matter, but I don't think it went in in quite the same fashion."
 --Elf Sternberg, alt.sex, 2 Jun 1994

"I have a capricious dick.  About half the time, it doesn't work."
--Elf Sternberg, alt.sex, 3/27/94

"Man is the Religious Animal.  He is the only Religious Animal.  He is the
only animal that has the True Religion-several of them.  He is the only
animal that loves his neighbor as himself, and cuts his throat if his
theology isn't straight.  He has made a graveyard of the globe in trying
his honest best to smooth his brother's path to happiness and heaven."
Mark Twain - Man's Place in the Animal World

"Someone hasn't been paying attention." -- Neil Tennant to young female 
fan who asked him, at an in-store appearance at an LA record store, 
which female movie starlets he thought were *real* *hot* and wanted to 

"i can't shake this feeling from my head . there's a devil
sleeping in my bed ."    --Trent Reznor

"the devil wants to fuck me in the back of his car . nothing quite
like the feel of something new ... i can't help thinking Christ
never had it like this"       --Trent Reznor

"i'm so tired i can't get to sleep . and the squeaking of the bed
is right in time with the song that's repeating in my head . i just
want you to know
'when i do it, i only think of you.'"    --Trent Reznor

"Racing turtles, the grapefruit is winning."  Tori Amos

just-so-damn-funny!"    --Arne Adolfsen

I *am* family.  How could I not have family values?

Only Men Accepting Feminism Get Kissed Meaningfully  -- Geoff Marcy

The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform. 
     -- Alfred Kinsey

"You never know what you will be attracted to--or who you will 
love--till it happens to you."    Jaye Davidson 

Churchill claimed the traditions of the navy are rum, mutiny, and sodomy.

"You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your
country, you just need to be able to shoot straight."  Barry Goldwater

Peace, Love, and Hair Grease!!!  --RuPaul

Climb down off that cross, we really need the wood!

I've seen the future
I can't afford it.  --ABC

"I have these really funny moments
when I'm vacuuming like mad and
I'll think, 'I wonder if Prince is
doing this'"  -- Boy George   

Understand that if we decide to have
sex whether safe, safer, or unsafe,
it is our decision and you have no
rights in our lovemaking.      

i am the voice inside your head
i am the lover in your bed   
i am the sex that you provide  
i am the hate you try to hide
and i control you     --Trent Reznor

i want to know everything     
i want to be everywhere      
i want to fuck everyone in the world
i want to do something that matters
                       --Trent Reznor

need you, dream you, find you,
taste you, fuck you, use you, 
scar you, break you, lose me,  
hate me, smash me, erase me
                --Trent Reznor

i am a big man, (yes i am)
and i have a big gun        
got me a big old dick and i   
i like to have fun
             --Trent Reznor

Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your 
unique point of view.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean 
you're an artist.

I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's 
hard to pronounce.

Any connection between your reality and mine is 
purely coincidental.

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and 

What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...

Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely 

No, my powers can only be used for good.

How about never? Is never good for you?

I'm really easy to get along with once you people 
learn to worship me.

Are you a fucking ray of sunshine every day?

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...

My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the 
cellular level I'm really quite busy.

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate 
yourself in public.

Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and 
change the subject.

------ Quotes from Lorne Garretson, MD. Director, Poison Control, 
State of GA ------

"Let's talk about lead..." 

"Either adults, or humans" 

"An effect in your tubule." 

"Your head is small at birth."

"You don't look like an adult."  

"The tooth is the unique part of the body." 

"There's a fast part of the bone, and a slow part of the bone." 

"We need a generally educated populace." 

"I think everybody knows what we need to do."

"There's a problem with this one, and I think it's an illustrative 

"You have huge acres of whatever."